10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.