10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for loners.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."