10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown