10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio