10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow