10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer