10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "No river, no fish."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is for loners.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus