10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)