10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow