10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow