10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo