10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek