10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.