10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.