10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."