10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fold and live to fold again
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer