10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is for fat, American losers.