10 Random Poker Quotes

Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
in the poker game of life women are the rake