10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson