10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm