10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "All-in, bitches!!!"