10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow