10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake