10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-