10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.