10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.