10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.