10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!