10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth