10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown