10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.