10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.