10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Welcome to kicker school
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike