10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.