10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson