10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.