10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha