10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.