10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."