10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio