10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?