10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.