10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!