10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!