10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.