10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm