10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."