10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.