10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer