10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"